'Bench Press Sucks' Tank Top

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You all know it, we all know it... bench press SUCKS. It is one of the most damaging, pointless and boring lifts performed by False Alpha's all around the world. It looks cool, until false Chad blows that shoulder and lives out his remaining years talking of his glory days in high school and globo gym bro downs. Face it, ladies like a guy who can squat, lift and run away with them... heck... I know some guys that want that too! But that isn't why you do it!

  • 100% cotton softstyle (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric 4.2 oz
  • Retail fit
  • Tear away label
  • Runs true to size

  But wait, there's more, wearing this shirt automatically makes you a badass, duh. People everywhere will gawk, smirk and then think of you when they are alone in the dark later that night writhing while fantasizing about you. That one where the bear attacks and suddenly the most handsome masculine man who just happened to live in the woods becoming so strong the brawny man looks like a lightweight come out to save them... You know how that ends. And if you don't, you probably bench sub 225lbs.