'Bench Press Sucks' Ladies T-Shirt

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You all know it, we all know it... bench press SUCKS. It is one of the most damaging, pointless and boring lifts performed by False Alpha's all around the world. It looks cool, until false Chad blows that shoulder and lives out his remaining years talking of his glory days in high school and globo gym bro downs.

  Face it, ladies like a guy who can squat, lift and run away with them... heck... I know some guys that want that too! But that isn't why you do it!

  Enter typical boring product description: High quality print of this slim fit ladies tee will turn heads. And bystanders won't be disappointed - the racerback cut looks good on any woman's shoulders. 

  • 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Extra light fabric 3.9 oz
  • Slim fit
  • Tear away label
  • Runs smaller than usual (try the next size up if you are between sizes)


You better have some guns to run this top. But wait, there's more, wearing this strongwoman T-Shirt automatically makes you a badass, duh. People everywhere will gawk, smirk and then think of you when they are alone in the dark later that night writhing while fantasizing about you. That one where the bear attacks and suddenly the most handsome masculine man who just happened to live in the woods marches out to save them... You know how that ends. And if you don't, you probably bench sub 135lbs.